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    March 29, 2003

    Dave Barry Describes Writing Jokes for the Oscars

    Dave Barry has a wonderful article about writing jokes for the Oscars. It starts like this:

    About six months ago, I got an e-mail. Here's what it said:

    Hi Dave, it's Steve Martin.

    I'm hosting the Oscars this year and am trying to put together a team of geniuses to help me write it. Here's my question: do you know any? HA! I'm wondering if the idea appeals to you at all. You, me, Rita Rudner and a few others. Best Oscar monologue ever. California. Tickets to the show. Fame.

    I know you won't do it, so go (bad word) yourself.

    Steve

    Needless to say, I was excited.

    To read the full article - including Dave's favorite joke that didn't get on the air - click here.

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