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VodkaPundit blogs about the new reality show with Donald Trump. Adding to a blog trackback is all the additional reason I needed to post on this also. 
Plus which I know a good Donald Trump joke to tell at the end of this post.
In the opening episode, Donald divides the competitors into two teams, guys against girls. Their first job is to sell lemonade. The guys sell $500 worth, and the girls sell $1,000 worth. Since they lost, one of the guys gets fired.
The guys apologized to Donald for their performance against the girls’ team. But here’s what any one of them should have said:
“In my opinion, we outperformed the girls.”
Donald: “They made twice what you did. Explain.”
“Everybody knows that if you want to sell a product, particularly a drink, you put girls in the ad. Here you had 8 beautiful girls in one place, selling lemonade. That’s going to attract attention by itself. Guys would buy lemonade from them just to say hello.”
It was clearly a biased competition. The footage showed guys paying the girls $5 for a glass of lemonade!
Here’s the joke—which I heard is a true story. Around 10 years ago, Trump was in trouble financially. He and Ivana are walking down the street, and they see a bum across the street begging for quarters. Trump says, “You see that bum? Right now he’s worth about…
... 700 million dollars more than I am!”
