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    March 11, 2005

    Who’s On First The Day After Tomorrow?

    A conversation at the Video Store… from Timothy McSweeney:

    CUSTOMER: Right. When’s it due back?

    CASHIER: The day after tomorrow.

    CUSTOMER: I mean the movie. The Day After Tomorrow. When is it due?

    CASHIER: Oh! I get it. That’s funny. You thought I meantright, OK. It’s due the day after tomorrow.

    CUSTOMER: The Day After Tomorrow is due the day after tomorrow?

    CASHIER: Exactly.

    CUSTOMER: And Before Sunset?

    CASHIER: Anytime before 10.

    CUSTOMER: Is it the same as The Day After Tomorrow?

    CASHIER: We close the same time every day. Ten o’clock.

    CUSTOMER: But what day is the video due?

    CASHIER: The Day After Tomorrow?

    CUSTOMER: Why are you asking me?

    CASHIER: The Day After Tomorrow is due the day after tomorrow.

    CUSTOMER: I know, but what about Before Sunset?

    CASHIER: Anytime before closing.

    CUSTOMER: But what day?

    CASHIER: The day after tomorrow.

    CUSTOMER: Before Sunset?

    It’s pretty funny. He’s got a lot more.

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